May 2013
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May 14th
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not language but a map: the millennial problem:  →
gyzym: two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s brakes have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling, “what, did you think you were entitled to these?” over their shoulder. half the tracks have been torn away...
May 12th
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blarughaweughagerrr spandex
May 6th
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blarughaweughagerrr spandex
May 5th
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April 2013
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 16th
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FLIRTING 101 a guide by me
propositioning someone: i think you're really attractive and i wouldn't mind spending the next ten minutes with my face attached to yours
do you concede y/n
Apr 14th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 3rd
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March 2013
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Mar 29th
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short show block, we meet at last
Mar 28th
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resists urge to say “i hope you pooped this morning because this move is gonna bone you in the butthole”
Mar 28th
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hey i just wrote this but it looks lazy so let’s rechart it to death move maybe
Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
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Spanish 002
The final asked for a holiday that happened in the last three months and what you do to celebrate.  Wrote that Valentine’s Day is celebrated by eating chocolate and crying.  This class, I am done with it. 
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Just so we're clear
cynicaldouche: Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison Crack possession: 15 years in prison Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to 5 years in prison What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison *1-2 years minimum, with hopefully 8 years for one of them. 
Mar 18th
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belligerentbagel: Cutting the rosters for marching Picnic Day and Sac State have been the only times I have ever wanted to eat my soul and perish. 
Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 7th
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February 2013
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Feb 27th
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“Seth MacFarlane made a whole bunch of sexist, reductive jokes at the Oscars last...”
– -Why Seth MacFarlane’s misogyny matters http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/why-seth-macfarlanes-misogyny-matters.html (via therearecertainshadesoflimelight)
Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 18th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 11th
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WARNING: cunt ahead
“Cunt” — otherwise known as “The C-Word,” “the monosyllable” or “a nasty name for a nasty thing” (Francis Grose, 1785) — is one of the few words in the English language that still has any genuine shock value. Like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, most would rather this word go unsaid because of its vulgar connotations. The Oxford English Dictionary’s entry on “cunt” provides two definitions: “1. The...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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January 2013
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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cyphercat: mspandrew: Read More so, so happy to see this post. being able to follow up “I meant something different” with “AND I’M CHANGING IT because the actual effect was harmful” is a huge step and a thing a lot of people suck at, and it does so much to make me feel better about the comic. Not to mention the revision of that page is (a) cuter and (b) WAY funnier. andrew hussie can be a...
Jan 14th
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i am the pilot: m4ge: OKAY WE GET IT YOU’RE... →
lalondes: m4ge: OKAY WE GET IT YOU’RE ANNOYED THAT THERE IS A WHITE CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK BUT SERIOUSLY Remember how Rose had grey skin when she was grimdark?? It’s entirely possible to change skin colors in homestuck. He only said that all characters are canonically caucasian in TRICKSTER MODE, not EVERY OTHER MOMENT. Jane in “normal” mode can look however you want her to look ...
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Jan 4th
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Serious riddle time: You spend hours with them,...
OR  ????
Jan 4th
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December 2012
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Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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It’s the time of the night where I go onto eBay and place bids on fifteen separate listings for buttons. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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